What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why am I single?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

I told my 13-year-old daughter that she should never start a fight, but has my permission to end it. She got suspended for ending a fight that some other girl picked with her by hitting her then retreating. How do I handle the school’s response?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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